Harrison's Umbrella

History, but only the funny parts

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

On Monday, he ate through Poland.  But he was still hungry.  On Tuesday, he ate through France.  But he was still hungry…

(Source: massive-yaoi-hands, via jucarias)

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

Loving history puns <3

(via mythanthropes)

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

phantomofthecity:

salvadorolliesout:

kolkolkola:

has anyone even noticed how hot the dude on the ten dollar bill is

I mean look at this fucker

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you mean alexander goddamn hamilton??image

hell yeah he was a stud
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RAVISH ME LIKE YOUR TREASURY
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jesus christ founding father more like founding hottie  CAN I GET AN AMEN

okay its official

we are swooning over alexander hamilton

we need to get off of this website

All y’all need FuckYeahHistoryCrushes -stonybnatural

Marry me?

(Source: kolkolkolas)

naomiwarden:

According to my vast research, this is all you need to know about the British. 

naomiwarden:

According to my vast research, this is all you need to know about the British. 

(via gnimaerd)

thesickestjokes:

My grandfather used to tell me that he learnt to swim after his father threw him in the water as a baby.

To be fair, they were on The Titanic at the time.

(via awesomephilia)